Moments I want to remember...

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

WHY WHY WHY

Why, Why, Why ? (I highlighted the great ones that I can relate too)

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone! believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? (This one had me cracking up, I do this, why)

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity's are that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you (It is me, huh guys???)

8 Comments:

  • is it wrong if I say "yes"?

    Haha. Though I've always wondered who it is among us :)

    By Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana), At 7:20 PM  

  • Actually, I think we've all got our little crazy issues so you can combine them to make one very crazy person? Seriously, I've seen all of you have a 'crazy moment' and vice versa. Sanity's for suckas?

    "When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?""

    Yeah, uh, my Mom never said "It's alright" when I'd ram into her w/the shopping cart at the grocery store, she'd look at me and exclaim "La Gran Puta Mierda!". I used to think that meant "It's alright".

    By Blogger Claudette, At 10:17 AM  

  • I just snorted my tea

    By Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana), At 12:37 PM  

  • and I spit out my yogurt!!!!


    If I am the crazy one, that's cool, cause I am happy and love life, even if I am crazy, I am loved!! :)

    By Blogger Harmony, At 12:46 PM  

  • Marsh has a drinking problem. Harms apparently has an eating disorder?

    And yes Harms, you are the crazier one. We're all straight up nutty. Makes for lots of pointing and laughing.

    By Blogger Claudette, At 1:16 PM  

  • The craziest and proud of it!!!!!

    By Blogger Harmony, At 4:18 PM  

  • So we got Crazy, Crazier, Craziest, and Craziestest?

    By Blogger Marci (aka Baby Banana), At 5:42 PM  

  • So who's the Crazierestest?

    Who's just plain cracked out, deliriously demented insane? anyone? anyone at all?

    I'm off kilter. Or as my Mom says (when she's not teaching Lu and I new Spanish curse words) "Special".

    By Blogger Claudette, At 10:22 AM  

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