Boobs are outta control

My boss just told me she was going to have to send me home cause I have to much of the cleavage showing. My goodness, I can't help that they are there, but I know that others in the office where much more revealing things than the little v-neck sweater I have on today. Wish we were having happy hour today so you all could see it. Boss said something to the effect, "If one more person makes a comment I have to send you home". At this time of the day, send me home. I am not feeling so hot anyway, my throat is ouchy. I still can't believe my breast are going to get me sent home, come on now!!!!!